Things That Make Me Happy

I got tagged by a crazy lady named Falen (her avatar over there is the creepy eye. She used this pic to let you know up-front that she's, you know, a *little squiggly*) - I was instructed to make a list of 10 (but everyone only does 5) things that make me heppy.

"Oh, I'm sew heppy!" Name the movie this line comes from and earn my respect - forever! It is a comedy from the 80's. That's as much as I remember.

"Another list? You silly little cow!" Is what you are thinking and yes - I do have actual words to post but mostly, you're right. I am rather bovine in mentality.

But she's a spirited little heifer isn't she?

Here's why: Things that make me heppy.

Weird Dudes That Percolate My Coffee Grinds (If you know what I mean *wink*) Wait, don't go. That's creepy, I admit. Maybe nobody else says this? Stay, stay - I promise to get less weird*


Pictured Above: What I think about when you say "sex". Have you seen Sense and Sensibility? His voice! The things I'd like to hear that man say..."Please, madam, I've asked you many times to refrain from touching me."



I've had a crush on him since Jurassic Park. Him and dinosaurs.




LOST (specifically, Sayid)
Say, is that a torcha scrunchie you have on? No, no - leave it in...


The final season of Lost is like Christmas. So exciting! But it is also the Christmas that you realize Santa is going to die! Just you tell me what I am supposed to do when it ends. Seriously, what will I do?! I want Lost to go on forever. An episode of Claire doing the laundry and Jack fixing a fence (and of course, finding some reason to cry about it)? I'll take it!



My Books and Magazines. I prefer second hand books but detest - no, loathe - second hand magazines. That shit better be fresh and shiny when I get to it.

See that bottom book? If you're a fan of Lost, you'll be a fan of Madame Stafford (this is how I refer to her in my head; she doesn't know this yet)


Old Timey Posters
Back when smoking made you pretty



My Bookmark

Ah, that good old English compassion



My Iceland Mug

Apparently, there are 13 lads who have names like "Door Slammer" and "Spoon Licker". I don't really know what function they serve in the culture or why the exist but they creep me out and so I keep them around.



If you look closely, you'll notice that they are throwing up gang signs. Trolls that are clearly gang members = Super Coffee Mug.



Weird Old Timey Pictures

The top one says "After a storm a calm cometh". They make up by looking into each others ear holes. The bottom one says "Not so pleasant sitting up as it used to be." See, it never changes.

Both of these are from 1897 and they were put into a special viewer (do any of you know of this? If so, please tell me the name of it) that caused the images to produce a 3D effect. The man at the shop tells me these were the HD TVs of the turn of the century. I wish I had a viewer but they are around $150 - $200. The cards are cheap though, about 2 bucks. I also have a pic from 1896 of a dude with side burns that would put Burnside to shame. I'll post it when I find it.

"I say! Did someone challenge me to a duel?" Quiet, Ambrose, go back to dead.




There you have it, kiddos. Now get the hell off my lawn.






*As long as you promise to get more weird and also, I promise nothing.