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Here are some commercials from around the world (maybe just Japan, I can't tell if the first one is actually Japanese or Korean) that I find hilarious and I hope you do too!

Commercial One:



Brilliant! Taking something serious and, quite frankly boring, and making it gross and hilarious. It doesn't get any than this better for me.

Commercial Two:

You know you're an odd ball when you seem weird in a Japanese commercial:




This commercial made me do a "fear smile" like you see monkeys do:


Holy shit, I'm a sexy bitch

The great thing about looking like this, is that your baby will come out looking like this:


I know you thought about kissing that little mouth, it's cool; we accept all kinds here

Though in fairness, I should mention that my other baby came out looking like this:


So, it's a crap-shoot really

Back to the point: That Arnold commercial reminded me of my Favorite Movie Scene EVER




Ha! Awesome! Two Weeeeeeks! If you haven't seen Total Recall - you must. There is even a lady with 3 boobs in it! The other best scene ever is from Mad Max. My sister and will act this out occasionally (read: after three glasses of wine) at family gatherings:


How everyone in that whole damn scene didn't get an Oscar still escapes me

Man, that Mel Gibson - was he a pile of sex or what? I am so bummed out he turned out to be a douche bag cause that man was it for me. Remember him as this:


I'd dig through every layer of that Horse-Stank burlap to hit it

and not like this:


Great! I'm pretty sure my lady parts just disappeared!