Dinosaur Museum and A Dog with Issues!

We went to the dinosaur museum today! I found the most awesome creature ever - a Gigantic Prehistoric Turtle! Have you ever seen the Never Ending Story (*wahh oooh oooh oh oooh oooh oh! The Nevvvvvver ennndding storee!*)? Remember the giant turtle? Yeah!
Also, I found the most adorable pygmy owl. Pygmy. Owl. Fits in the palm of your hand and I imagine would be quite snug in a pocket. In fact, when I get my own pygmy owl, I will only wear overalls so that Jubjub can ride in the bib pocket.
When I was little, I wanted nothing more in this world than a tiny little horse as a pet. Well, OK, I wanted a tiger I could ride to school more but the horse was runner up. Anyway - I found it at the museum! It is a little kinda half horse half...larger rodent thing. Screw growing dinosaurs. Let's grow tiny horses to carry around our tiny owls. It will become a traditional gift of thanks. The horse, I mean and then the owl is given for weddings.
So, we hit the gift shop (where the baby ran around in circles while growling at people and shoplifting - I managed to pry the goods from her while I distracted her with cheerios) and then we headed home. Only to find the dog, who shall be referred to as Captain Dumpdump for the rest of this post, had clawed my son's bedroom window screen out! For what purpose, Captain Dumpdump? What were you planning on doing once you finished?
This dog has issues (but, really, who doesn't?). I loves him but the weirdo does...weird crap like that sometimes. Captain Dumpdump, indeed.